Showing posts with label Quote for the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quote for the day. Show all posts
Monday, October 17, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
This Made Me Smile Today
"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Happy Friday!!
"In order to get something you never had.. You have to do something you've never done!"
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
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